[rescue] Trackball slowdown

Lionel Peterson lionel4287 at gmail.com
Sun Jul 12 13:54:51 CDT 2015

Might I suggest you consider buffing your ball?



>> On Jul 12, 2015, at 2:33 PM, Dave McGuire <mcguire at neurotica.com> wrote:
>> On 07/09/2015 02:22 PM, Steve Hatle wrote:
>> I feel a bad string of posts about "polishing your balls" coming on...
>> :-)
>  Balls feeling sluggish?  Pointer not going where you need it to go?
>  Looks like you need a can of new ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish!
>  Use ShinyBall(tm) to remove troublesome deposits from excessive ball
> handling.  Both the surface of your balls and the cradle in which your
> balls rest can collect deposits which are difficult to remove with any
> other product.  And believe me, you don't want those ball deposits
> getting out of hand.  ShinyBall(tm) removes those deposits with no muss,
> and no fuss!  Just smooth it on, buff it off, and WHAMMO!  Your balls
> are clean and shiny again in just minutes, the way nature intended, and
> your pointer will only point where you tell it to.
>  ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish.  Smooth it on, rub 'em down, and polish 'em
> good!
>  Keep out of reach of children.  Keep away from sparks and open flame.
> Improper use may cause injury.  Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
> Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents
> may cause injury.  This package is sold by weight, not volume.  Some
> settling of contents may have occurred in shipment.  Do not dispose of
> in fire.  This product may fall under export restrictions.  Federal
> agencies please see DFARS addendum.  Batteries not included.  No jacket
> required.  Kid tested, mother approved.
> -- 
> Dave McGuire, AK4HZ
> New Kensington, PA
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