[rescue] Trackball slowdown

Dave McGuire mcguire at neurotica.com
Sun Jul 12 13:33:44 CDT 2015

On 07/09/2015 02:22 PM, Steve Hatle wrote:
> I feel a bad string of posts about "polishing your balls" coming on...
> :-)

  Balls feeling sluggish?  Pointer not going where you need it to go?

  Looks like you need a can of new ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish!

  Use ShinyBall(tm) to remove troublesome deposits from excessive ball
handling.  Both the surface of your balls and the cradle in which your
balls rest can collect deposits which are difficult to remove with any
other product.  And believe me, you don't want those ball deposits
getting out of hand.  ShinyBall(tm) removes those deposits with no muss,
and no fuss!  Just smooth it on, buff it off, and WHAMMO!  Your balls
are clean and shiny again in just minutes, the way nature intended, and
your pointer will only point where you tell it to.

  ShinyBall(tm) Ball Polish.  Smooth it on, rub 'em down, and polish 'em

  Keep out of reach of children.  Keep away from sparks and open flame.
 Improper use may cause injury.  Harmful or fatal if swallowed.
Intentional misuse by deliberately concentrating and inhaling contents
may cause injury.  This package is sold by weight, not volume.  Some
settling of contents may have occurred in shipment.  Do not dispose of
in fire.  This product may fall under export restrictions.  Federal
agencies please see DFARS addendum.  Batteries not included.  No jacket
required.  Kid tested, mother approved.

Dave McGuire, AK4HZ
New Kensington, PA

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