PHP - bodge - scale (was Re: [rescue] decisions, decisions)

Peter Corlett abuse at
Tue May 3 10:25:23 CDT 2005

Shirker <shirker at> wrote:
> See for a pretty good example
> which *is* real, and will run.

So you can write deliberately obfuscated code if you want to. Show me
a language that you can't do this with, and I'll show you a language
that is completely useless for any sort of real work.

PHB:  I need the handover documents for these 6 items ASAP.
BOFH: I'll treat them as a priority.
PHB:  Does that mean I'll get them today or tomorrow?
BOFH: Did I say what level of priority I was assigning them?

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