[rescue] [Slightly OT]: Desk/Tables for multiple computers
Sheldon T. Hall
shel at tandem.artell.net
Tue Jul 19 14:30:28 CDT 2005
Writes Lionel Peterson ...
> >From: Michael Parson <mparson at bl.org>
> >Never found a keyboard tray I could use. I'm 5'7" and generally have
> <Spinal Tap Stonehenge moment>
> What, you're four feet, nine inches tall?
> </Spinal Tap Stonehenge moment>
I used to spend some time in a bar that employed a bouncer of epic
proportions. Larry was 6'8" tall and weighed 375 lbs. He was a
weightlifter, but built more like a bodybuilder. Wore 38x38 pants and had
biceps like Volkswagens. He wasn't merely huge, he was _vast_. It was a
very quiet bar.
So one day, this tiny woman, maybe 5'0" and 90 lbs, discovered that the wall
she was standing next to was actually Larry. I suppose she had mistaken his
beltbuckle for a wall sconce or something. Anyway, she looks up (and up,
and up) and finally ...
"My God ... How tall are you, anyway?"
"M'am, ah'm five twenty."
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