[rescue] Bigger Iron at Home (was: SNMP, Baby!)
dand at pcisys.net
Wed Nov 12 16:04:03 CST 2003
As I recall, 'Dave McGuire' wrote:
> >> One of the ladies said "because he's a disgusting nasty MAN. We don't
> >> like men, do we?". "No, momma, we don't."
> >> How does one respond to that? All I could muster was the off-quoted
> >> "hate is not a family value".
> > Hindsight is 20/20 and all, but:
> > "She must have liked your father, at least for that one sweaty
> > night in the motel."
> Two words: turkey baster.
Almost certainly, but that's hardly the point, is it? You're just
not thinking evilly enough. Picture her wearing a suit.
# Dan Duncan (kd4igw) dand at pcisys.net http://pcisys.net/~dand
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