[rescue] Bigger Iron at Home (was: SNMP, Baby!)

Dan Duncan dand at pcisys.net
Wed Nov 12 16:04:03 CST 2003

As I recall, 'Dave McGuire' wrote:
> >>  One of the ladies said "because he's a disgusting nasty MAN.  We don't
> >>  like men, do we?".  "No, momma, we don't."
> >>
> >>  How does one respond to that?  All I could muster was the off-quoted
> >>  "hate is not a family value".
> >
> > Hindsight is 20/20 and all, but:
> > "She must have liked your father, at least for that one sweaty
> > night in the motel."
>    Two words: turkey baster.

Almost certainly, but that's hardly the point, is it?  You're just
not thinking evilly enough.  Picture her wearing a suit.


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