[rescue] Perverse Question

N.Miller vraptor at promessage.com
Wed Jun 11 18:08:28 CDT 2003

On Wednesday, June 11, 2003, at 08:00 AM, Joshua D. Boyd wrote:

> On Tue, Jun 10, 2003 at 03:46:46PM -0700, Lionel Peterson wrote:
>> but 20 minutes is a long time to spend mentally picturing a girl geek
>> playing D&D... (Sorry ;^)
> Didn't you once mention you were married?
> ...
> Wife: Rolling for initiative...  Got it.  Casting spell of mesmerize
> man.
> (insert appropriate rolling for if spell suceeds, it only partially
> suceeds, leaving your attention captivated but capable of free 
> response).
> You: Cast spell of dance with abandon
> (more die rolling, spell works, wife dances nekkid).
> (etc etc, more playing)
> (suddenly 20 minutes has passed and wife rinses your hair).
> (Pardon me, I don't play D&D, so I'm butchering things).

That sounds about right, except that there is a girl involved. ;-)  
Both are reasons that I don't actually play D&D.  But it's mostly 
because of too much rolling of dice instead of role-playing.  I don't 
so much mind the no females issue so long as the male geeks are of 
high(?--er, more geek than nerd, I guess) quality.

> [Pardon me further, I was recently married, and have showers (among
> other things) on the brain.]

:-) You should find someplace with some nice private hot springs, much 
cozier than the shower where the hot water runs out. :-)  
Congratulations, in any case.


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