[rescue] Perverse Question

Joshua D. Boyd jdboyd at celestrion.celestrion.net
Wed Jun 11 10:00:04 CDT 2003

On Tue, Jun 10, 2003 at 03:46:46PM -0700, Lionel Peterson wrote:

> > 20 some minutes isn't too long for a shower.
> Well, since you need to just stand there while the lotion soaks in, it
> is a long time. Yes, you can do other things while you are in there,
> but 20 minutes is a long time to spend mentally picturing a girl geek
> playing D&D... (Sorry ;^)

Didn't you once mention you were married?

Wife: Rolling for initiative...  Got it.  Casting spell of mesmerize
(insert appropriate rolling for if spell suceeds, it only partially
suceeds, leaving your attention captivated but capable of free response).
You: Cast spell of dance with abandon 
(more die rolling, spell works, wife dances nekkid).
(etc etc, more playing)
(suddenly 20 minutes has passed and wife rinses your hair).

(Pardon me, I don't play D&D, so I'm butchering things).
[Pardon me further, I was recently married, and have showers (among
other things) on the brain.]

> Anyway, I prefer to live with the flakes (and the psoriasis! ;^) rather
> than endure the treatment (that only manages the problem)...

A perfectly acceptable choice.

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