[rescue] Look who's a slashdot weenie!

Lionel Peterson lionel4287 at yahoo.com
Mon Jul 14 21:57:26 CDT 2003

--- Dave McGuire <mcguire at neurotica.com> wrote:
> On Monday, July 14, 2003, at 05:37 PM, Phil Stracchino wrote:
> > Personally, if I had a naked Natalie Portman, I can think of many 
> > things I'd rather she be doing than pouring hot grits down my
> > pants.
> >
> > Matter of fact, I can't really think of anyone I'd like to do that.
> > It just doesn't sound like a lot of fun.
>    I'm with you, man.  I love grits, but that idea just doesn't sound
> too appetizing.

It all depends on:

The temperature of the grits...

The state of dress (or undress) of the pourer...

Whether or not Natalie Portman likes grits...

And how hungry Natalie Portman is. ;^)


"I am not into examining other peoples' dumps..." - Sheldon T. Hall

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