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[Patrick Giagnocavo]

James Fogg wrote:

> I would be "your most excellent shoveler of manure, whisperer of horses
> and herder of goats". It's pretentious, yet smelly.
> 
> Lately, even the mosquitoes have left me alone. I don't think they like
> the odor of my boots on a hot still summer day. I could package it as a
> mosquito repellent, but I suspect my target market is small (limited as
> it were to those with malfunctioning olfactory senses and no friends or
> family).

O most odorous amongst us,
O thou adept with BigIPs,
Bless us with thy geekly wisdom,
and tell:

What truck hast thou wi' such non-technical pursuits?

--Patrick